My mind is like an internet browser. 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and I don’t know where the music is coming from.
*waits all week for the weekend*
*does nothing*

If you drop the soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap dirty?
Yondu died 😭😭😭😭
When I was younger, i thought that when an actor died on
tv they actually died LMAO

What a great way to start a post 🙂
🎶This night is cold on the kingdom🎶
The ravager funeral was so beautiful 🥺🥺
MY TOOTHBRUSH IS BLUE IN COLOUR.
One second, “ I have so much homework” and the next, “which movie should I watch?”
🎶Jingle Jingle Bells, jingle all the way, la la la la laaaaa, one horse open sleigh. HEY🎶
Why is it called chili if it is hot?
I read so less books this month 😭😭 I seriously have no freaking time
Me at 3am in the morning.
WHERE THE HELL IS MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE?
I wanna meet myself from someone else’s point of view.
I love talking to myself, she gets me.
🎶You are the cause of my euphoria🎶
What if … Every writer came from a different world, and wrote those
books under a false identity for us to know their world?
If J.K Rowling was a witch,
Suzanne Collins was the winner of the Hunger Games,
Rick Riordan was a demigod,
Cassandra Clare was a shadowhunter
and Veronica Roth was a divergent..
If they were trying to warn us about the existence of a universe the same as ours but at the same time completely different?
*dead*

Dhriti’s ghost –
Ah, good to be back 😌
Dhriti –
Get out, stupid!
Dhriti’s ghost-
Hey!
Dhriti-
Moving on,
“u look tired” bro im literally going insane
Every “c” in Pacific Ocean is pronounced differently🤨
Your phone doesn’t auto correct when you’re typing in all caps because it thinks you are extremely angry and doesn’t want to get involved😗
🎶 Good for you, you look happy and healthy not me if you cared to ask🎶
Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and the other one is like “idk how to hold a pencil”
If someone was born deaf, what language do they think in?
What if this is all a dream and none of this is happening
🎶I have been going with the wolves, to get to you, to get you 🎶
Mercedes has 3 e’s with all different pronunciations🤨
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
“And then there’s this idiot”
*true lol*
Use y=mx+b to calculate the slope of how down hill my life is going
Sometimes I actually get myself together and then lose it in like 2 minutes😂
Is s or c silent in the word scent?
I always put my music on shuffle and then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want it to play😂

I don’t understand how my room gets so messy when literally all I do is sit on my bed with my iPad🤷♀️
If you interrupt my sleeping, I will interrupt your breathing 😇
I am an over thinker so if you don’t come up with an answer I will *hehe*
Society- BE YOURSELF
Society – No, not like that
*huff*
My homework isn’t done, but I sure am.
🎶Blackpink in your area🎶
I prefer to distance myself when I am in a bad mood because I’ll become the most heartless person you have ever met💅
i accidentally messed up my life how do I start a new account
I don’t wanna study but I also don’t wanna fail 😭😭
🎶You light me up like dynamite 🎶
My favorite hobby is imagining myself in situations that will literally never happen. i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -1000 % chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem
You ever hang out with your friends and laugh so hard & get lost in the
moment so much that you completely forget all your life problems? Those are the moments i live for
🎶As it was 🎶
*jumps over my problems* parkour
how am I supposed to make big decisions when I still have to sing the
alphabet in my head to get the right letter

in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method
teacher: do you understand now?
me: yeah, totally
teacher: walks away
me: what the heck did he just say!?
🎶life goes on and on 🎶
i even procrastinate things i actually want to do
“how’s life going” idk bro ive been ignoring it
My days are backwards. I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake.
I literally think about my future 1000 times a day and still don’t study
life’s tough when ur a lazy perfectionist who also doesn’t give a damn about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything
🎶cause I am in a field on dandelions wishing on every one you’d be MINE MINE🎶
My favourite thing ever is laughing to the point where you can’t even speak and you’re just there silently smacking the table & you can’t breathe
Someone: says something
Me: breaks into a song with a word they just said
my grades aren’t that bad for someone who has the urge to
drop out of school every 25 minutes

Please tell me I’m not the only one who measures time using songs. “oh it only took me 3 songs to get here”
I am the creature of the night doomed to a family of morning people
I know that the characters are fictional. But the emotional damage they cause is real.

Keep your phone/laptop out of sight when you’re arguing
because if they see it it’s gone for a month
me: grades don’t really matter
at the end of the day
me: life is so much more than
how well you did on a test on
subject you’ll forget in five
years
me: we can’t be measured by
percentages and grade point
averages
gets a bad grade
me: I’ve brought dishonor to myself, my family and my cow
I think I might be the saddest happy person and the meanest nice person to ever exist
Sleeping next to my notes hoping that it goes into my brain by osmosis

y’all ever made up a fake story and some stupid person says “I remember that”

Me – runs for 2 minutesHe
My heart- if you don’t stop I will
🎶I THINK I’D HAVE A HEART ATTACKKKK🎶
Saying “shark-infested waters’ is like saying “human-infested
houses.” I mean they live there, man, that’s just rude
You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising
I wonder if I’ve ever bought milk from the same cow twice
🎶I need you to stay stay🎶
sometimes i say “huh?” then answer the question before the person even repeats themselves. i’m not deaf, my brain just be lagging like a 2005 Dell desktop x
do you ever zone out but you’re aware that you zoned out but you’re too lazy to zone back in?
I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon
ok so my mom can hear me say “whatever” under my breath but can’t
hear me scream “YEAH” after calling my name 10 times from the kitchen
🎶Even in my worst times, you could see the best of me🎶
if ur sad and lonely just remember there are trillions of cells in your body and all they give a damn about is YOU!
If I am 99 pounds and I eat 1 pound of nachos, am I 1% nachos?
Stay safe, eat cake

- Hiatus
- Starlight // Chapter 1
- The Artsy Contest ! (reblogged from writeflow)
- Thinking of changing my blog name…again + Art Dump
- My 13th Birthday!!!

Permanently exhausted pigeon 😂😂😂.
This post was lit lmao!!! I knew some of these you had already told me!
And hey, you hired a ghost too! 🙂
Also i really want an author to describe me now, I’m curiousssss 😭😭.
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Yup. That’s me 😂
Thank you. Haha.
I did. It is doing a pretty…good job
Me too. bruh I can literally when I read the book I can just imagine my expression
😎🤏🕶😃
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This post was hilarious. You get bonus points for delivering the randomness as promised 😀😂
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I knew this was going to be a humorous read right from the first sentence itself. Also, my keyboard is extra involved with me so it tends to autocorrect even when I’m angry smashing in caps xD
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This post is so hilarious, Dhriti. I loved it.
🎶 You can’t be serious hahaha that’s hilarious hahaha 🎶
I mean, you aren’t the only one whose brain randomly starts playing music. 🤣
Also, there have been so many times when I’d be freaking out whether all of this is real or just a dream….. or a simulation 😨
I so wish that my notes would just go into my head by osmosis, that would be so epiccc 😭
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Lovely!!!
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Ahaha the first sentence is WAY TOO RELATABLE! And omg the soap one-
YES, I PURELY BELIEVE THAT AUTHORS ARE FROM DIFFERENT UNIVERSES!!
“My homework isn’t done but I am.”
I HAVE NEVER RELATED TO SOMETHING MORE AHH!!
This post was so so good ahhh I LOVED it!!
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Sameeeee! Bro, these are so relatable. I was laughing the entire time.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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dhriti EXCUSE ME WHILE I SILENTLY SOB BECAUSE ALL OF THIS IS TOO RELATABLE AND I FEEL VALID FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY ENTIRE LIFE???? like, the lagging thing?? WHY DO PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I’M ASKING THEM TO REPEAT IF I ANWER BEFORE THEY REPEAT, MY BRAIN IS BEHIND AND I’M THINKING OF 8362523232739 OTHER THINGS AT THE SAME TIME OK??? GIVE ME A BREAK 😭
also YES whoever decided we must sleep when the sun doesn’t want to rise WAS AN IDIOT OBVIOUSLY WE CONTRADICT THE SUN AND STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND SLEEP WHEN THE SUN WAKES THE RULES DONT MAKE ANY SENSE
honestly i could go on FOREVER but i dont think you have the time SO I SHALL SHUT UP BUT I LOVE THIS POST AND YOUR ENTIRE BLOG AND ALSO JUST EVERYTHING ABOUT IT OK???? THANK YOU FOR BEING ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS AND MAKING OUR ENTIRE LIVES I LOVE THIS SO MUCHHHHHHHH AND AM OBSESSED
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AHHHHHH!!! IT’S AMAZING HOW MANY OF YOU GUYS LIKED THIS POST!
LIKE WHY!? MY MIND IS FILLED WITH ✨RANDOM STUFF ✨
YESSS!! THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN
HAHA 😂
ANHUHSHUUHEHUBDNNEOOOWJQ THANK YOU SO MUCH!!
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