So I have seen a lot of bloggers post tips on studying, staying productive, being healthy..etc. I am good at none of them but I always wanted to give tips. But how I am supposed to give tips if I am not good at the thing myself.
The only things I am good at is hibernating, sleeping, eating and annoying my elder sister.
If you have a sibling than this post is definitely for you.
- You should be prepared to get in trouble.
- Never expect defeat. Always have back-up plans.
- If you get in a lot of trouble, it’s best to be dead nice to your parents, but be completely and utterly horrid to your sibling behind their backs. She will hate it.
- Prepare for revenge; your sibling will want to get even with you.
- No matter what she accuses you of deny it.
- If she’s of a certain type she may even be ready to tackle you and tear you to shreds, so make sure you’re armed with something such as a favourite thing to hold at ransom.
Now, let’s get into the post!
If they ask what you are doing, simply ignore them or answer, “Nothing.” Follow them outdoors if they leave the house. Wait outside the door if they shut themselves in a room and keep reminding them that you’re there. Say something like “Hey, I’m still here” every few minutes. Don’t worry, I haven’t left!”
Note: Pretend you’re going to your room or getting a snack from the kitchen if your parents come in.
Repeat everything they say in a high-pitched voice
If they figure it out and ask what you’re doing, simply repeat the question. If they become frustrated and say, “You’re so obnoxious, stop it,” reply in a high-pitched voice, “You’re so obnoxious, stop it.”
Change “I’m an idiot!” to “You’re an idiot!” if they say “I’m an idiot!” and expect you’ll repeat it. It’ll drive them insane!
Stand in front of the TV so they can’t see and demand attention. Bang on the door until they let you in.
Hide your siblings’ stuff. Hide and then jump out and scare them.
Turn off the WiFi when they’re using their computer. Make sure your parents aren’t using the WiFi or you could get in trouble
Wake them up with a ✨special✨ way
If your sibling is still sleeping and your awake then.. it is your lucky day.
Wake your sibling up early in the morning with a loud noise.
While they’re sleeping, sneak inside their room and get near to their ear. Then, to wake them up, clap your hands together or yell. Run into your room and climb into your bed as soon as they wake up. “I never did it,” you can claim when they challenge you about it. “I’m sure you were dreaming.” If you want to be extra obnoxious, bring a metal spoon or saucepan with you and bang them together.
Shout the same song over and over again
In your worst singing voice ever.
Pretend they don’t exist
Completely ignore them. Sometimes the best way to annoy your sibling is not to do anything at all – just pretend she doesn’t exist! Don’t ever look at her or acknowledge her presence at all. She may not notice or care at first, but after a while it’ll start to drive her crazy! Whenever she says something to you, don’t reply, pretend you didn’t hear anything. You could even look around you in a bewildered way and say something like “who said that?” or “did you hear that?” You can take this even further by pretending she doesn’t even exist. When you set the table for dinner leave her place blank. Or when anyone mentions her name, look really confused and ask “who?”
I have never completed this prank cause I usually need something from her. But at school, it is like, “I don’t know you. You don’t know me. We aren’t related”
Take their diary, where they writes all of her innermost thoughts and secrets 😈
You should do this if you wanna get your sibling really mad.
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